Thursday, February 28, 2013

Greta Comes to Visit

Jake's cousin Greta is staying with him for a couple of weeks. She was a bit shy when she first met the pack at the park. Now she is starting to join in the fun when we chase crows or just run in circles.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Suds Up For Fun

That's what the sign says at Pet Food Express. Really, that's what it says!

News flash!! IT IS NOT FUN!!

Just as I am getting my coat smelling good after a grooming session at Pet Cuts, I am taken for a wash. It seems to make my people happy so I endure it. But I don't have to like it. At least it is over with quickly.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Dog Survival Guide

Dear Gabby,

I read your book and am happy to say that I have it good. Or rather, HAD it good. My problems started when I took you advice and left the book in the reading room so they could see how great I am compared to some of your garbage-eating furniture-chewing readers.

Every Dog's Survival Guide to Living With a Neurotic Owner by Steve Duno

They read the wrong parts of the book! Suddenly there are no more offers of delicious food from the table. My "starving dog" look doesn't work. Even sure-fire tricks such as resting my chin on a leg or cute vocalizations are getting NOTHING!

Today I found myself on-leash after being slow to come. I was really was planning to come when I was done investigating a gopher hole. And worst of all, I have to sleep in a bed on the floor, not the soft and warm king-size I am used to.

Life is still great, but I am not feeling like the queen anymore. What can I do to reclaim my position as leader of the pack?